"My bad food experience"

Nandos is currently offering a dish by the name of "CATAPLANA". At first when you are warmly welcomed and enthusiastically seated, the waiter comes to your table and insists that you do not go through the menu card and rather try the new in house freshly cooked CATAPLANA. You take the waiter seriously for obvious reasons because they know about tastes better than the potential customer. After all of this climax, when you have placed your order all of the waiters start clapping sichophantically as if you've just graduated from university.

When the dish arrives you are in a total state of shock! It's rice with chicken pieces, garnished with alien vegetables like eggplants and zukinis. The dish tastes worse with every spoonfull and eventually makes one throw up, but thats not the worst of it. You see if you go to nandos with a couple of friends and order the dish they give you one free, subjecting more torture and hatred upon themselves. And as if thiswere not enough, the bill per dish turnsout to be Rs.650 including taxes. I mean what a rip off, and as if nandos had not played with my emotions enough, it had drinks which were essentially coke and sprite modified to look as if they were some type of tropical refreshments. Overall my entire experience was horrible to say the least and putting it nicely.